"You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?"

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

"If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.

"And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!"

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"

"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"It's a troublesome world. All the people who're in it are troubled with troubles almost every minute. You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot,for the places and people you're lucky you're not."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go."

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!"

"Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one."

"My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around!"

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities."

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own.
And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go."

"If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good"

"Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way."

"Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry."

"You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut."

"You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left."